when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back
"how is that racist?"- white proverb
A bitch who didn’t ask you (via sheisjackieb)
I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
*walks past a mirror*
you got kik?
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit