when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via heyfunniest)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
(via superdonesuperdoner)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
There’s a joke there between stoned and rocks but I can’t seem to make it
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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
(via sh4ne)
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
Woah Elizabeth, a little hostile there! Maybe you should be the one in therapy, then mom and dad can pay someone $200 an hour to listen to all your thoughts, so we don’t have to!
991 hello yes there is a swaggie in my house
IM GOING TO CRY I SPELLED FUCKING 911 WRONG
STOP RELBGGOING THIS
iM CALLIGN THE COPS
make sure you call the right number this time
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